I Could Tell You

I Could Tell You/But Then I Would Have to Kill You

Curious minds that are out of line won’t fly in your world. Send a message in metal and put offenders in their place while leaving a smile on your face.

This coin is a tongue-in-cheek hint that has some fun with those who ask a little too much. Against a black backdrop, the obverse features the phrase “I could tell you.” The reverse shows the rest with the words, “But then I would have to kill you.”

Minted in brass alloy, this coin is imbued with black enamel on both sides and is a humorous way to lay down the law with the uninformed.